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Hey, what are you up to?

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Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.

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Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.

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(831): Hey, what are you up to? (802): Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds. (802): Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard. http://tfl.nu/ope5

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(217): View more from Illinois

You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk

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(217): You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk http://tfl.nu/jf67

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(510): View more from California

You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.

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(510): You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen. http://tfl.nu/ldf9

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(940): View more from Texas

we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.

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(940): we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts. http://tfl.nu/rlkg

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(949): View more from California

hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk

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(949): hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk http://tfl.nu/17n5

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(209): View more from California

he laminated a picture of his dick.

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(209): he laminated a picture of his dick. http://tfl.nu/x5jy

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.

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(306): That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives. http://tfl.nu/0tdc

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(616): View more from Michigan

you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.

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(616): you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience. http://tfl.nu/y98f

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(201): View more from New Jersey

In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.

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(201): In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me. http://tfl.nu/k6g0

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.

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(610): The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable. http://tfl.nu/zn9i

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(623): View more from Arizona

Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.

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(623): Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime. http://tfl.nu/nfvc

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(212): View more from New York

You're the only person not starstruck by him

(302): View more from Delaware

Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.

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(212): You're the only person not starstruck by him (302): Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls. http://tfl.nu/rlsa

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(337): View more from Louisiana

If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes

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(337): If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes http://tfl.nu/zesw

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(647): View more from Ontario

Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time

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(647): Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time http://tfl.nu/3x1t

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(224): View more from Illinois

I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?

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(224): I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going? http://tfl.nu/028y

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