Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(646): View more from New York

How is your vagina???

(941): View more from Florida

Double booked

(646): View more from New York

With your butt?

(941): View more from Florida

Totes, candlesticks and all

(646): View more from New York

Yay!!

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(678): View more from Georgia

I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

I feel like half our conversations start this way.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.

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(760): View more from California

i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now

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(419): View more from Ohio

Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg

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(203): View more from Connecticut

See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".

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