is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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