If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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