I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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