I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i think my tv is drunk
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
time to smoke my breakfast
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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