it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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