All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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