would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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