I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just saw a hot homeless man
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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