Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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