I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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