meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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