"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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