just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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