Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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