i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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