I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i believe in u and ur pee
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!