He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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