Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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