wat bout pragnant strippers??
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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