I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My liver is preforming stress tests.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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