You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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