Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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