I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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