the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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