You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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