bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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