I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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