is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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