Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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