I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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Every concussion has its silver lining
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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