is your mom at the bar?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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