The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
