Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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