it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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