none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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