I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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