So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's paint friendship bongs
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Randomize