i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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