elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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