escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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