We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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