and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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