sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
His nipple licking is glorious
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