and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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