First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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