So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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