you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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