I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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