Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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