Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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