the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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