we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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