Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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