Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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